Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, \"I am very rich.Marry me!\"

That\'s Direct Marketing.



You\'re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, \"He\'s very

rich.Marry him.\"

That\'s Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say

\"Hi,I\'m very rich.Marry me.\"

That\'s Telemarketing.



You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for

her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

\"By the way, I\'m very rich.Will you marry me?\"

That\'s Public Relations.



You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, \"You are very rich..\" That\'s Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, \"I\'m

rich.Marry me\" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That\'s Customer Feedback !!!!!



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, \"I am

very rich.Marry me!\" And she introduces you to her husband

That\'s demand and supply gap.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say, \"I am very rich.Marry me!\" she turns her face towards you ------------

she is your wife !

That\'s competition eating into your market share.
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