Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,
bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??
Medical student :use of vaccum cleaner
MBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karo
Engineer:naak beech mein nahi aati
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha
1 boy to another:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr
tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha
A person never smoked, Drank,
no Affair, no Girlfriend, No Flirt,
when died. Insurance Company refused claim,
They Said \" Jo Jiya hi nahin mara kaise ?\"
Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon?
Teachur: Why is 14 November called
\'Children\'s Day?\'Student:
Because it is exactly nine months after
\'Valentine\'s Day*.
Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein:
Ajkal cable pe channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!
Pathan: Nahi, hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain.
Aap apna taar check karo..
wife: mere irade bade nek hai,
aap 1000 me se 1 hai.
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,
pehle ye bata kamini, baki ke 999 kaun hai....
Santa= Aisi ki tesi kab hoti hai.
Kab lagta hai ki ab to
bhagwan v nahi bacha saakta.
Banta= Jab loose motion lage ho
aur pajame ka naala na khule...
Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom
tay shareef larki aan...Shaitan:
Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni
ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .
BOY: Bus,train aur ladki ek jaise hote hai
Ek jati hai to dusri aati hai
GIRL: Riksha,taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai
Ek ko bulate hai to 4 aate hai
Santa 60th B\'day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb
Q lagaya he? Snta-60 Candls lagane
Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye
60Watt k bulb laga diye
2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the.
Achanak sher aa gaya1st-chotu,
tu dar raha hai?2nd-nahi,
main nahi darta 1st-to saale apne dho,
mere kyu dho rha hai.
Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah
clinic ke bahar khare ho kar
auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Pathan: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am
1 Pthan ka Air Hostes sy jagra hogya
Pilot:Sir kia hua?
PTHAN:isny hmari chai me Taweez milaya hy
Air Hostes:Sir Khuda ka nam len,wo..\"Tea Bag\"tha..
Santa found cigrate in daughter\'s
room\"o God she smoked?\" Den found
wine\"o God she drink?\"
\"Den he saw a boy,\"thnk god!
Toh ye sab iska hai.
Bebe mar gayi.ladies ron lgiyaan.
bebe kithe gayi,jithe na dhup na cha,
na roti na sabzi,na bijli na pani..
santa :yar dekh lagda budi saade ghar na gai hove..
Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee..
logo ne poochha \'santa ji hun ki kroge..?
Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chlaawange...
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde
phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me
Romantic baat mat kar!!!!
Santa- Ladki ko chidate hue,
or sohneo ki Haal chal hai twade?
Ladki-(Gusse me) jo teri bhen ka hai,
Santa-(hass ke) wo to maa banne wali hai.
Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.
Ja chup jaa.
Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao.
Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.
Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya
HELLO yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya?
Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima
mere pas hoti to kya mahfoos rahti..
Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur
kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya,
ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo..
Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,
ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..
Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho? Ladka:
hanji bhabhi ji.
Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup
baithi hai kya baat hai?
Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha,
maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...
Santa:\"Maths vich fail kyu hoya\"..
SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-
News From: http://www.Time2timeNews.com
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
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