Funny Collection

I feel the feel u feel,

do u feel the feel i feel?

If u feel the feel i feel,

i too feel the feel u feel.

So u dnt feel my dear





U hav cute eyes,

U hav sweet voice,

U hav beautifull nose,

U hav smart look,

U hav sharp brain.

Ohh teri di ! Phir galat numbr te snd ho geya...!







she: all my life i have been saving

my kisses for a men like you.

he:- So you are ready to

lose the savings of lifetime.





Fact 1-A cigarette reduces a man\'s life by 5mins.

Fact 2-Smile increases a man\'s life by 10mins.

MORAL-A smiling smoker never dies.





if Gandhiji would have ever thought

about insurance industry

then definitely he would have put a

4th monkey with hands on his ASS.





things go rite wen u walk on the path of heart

but if u don\'t do so well dont worry

untill u r thrown out of the house





Most interesting lines on

T shirt of a girl,

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Exuse me!

My face is 6 inch above,

from the place u r looking at.





Friends I am collecting Gandhi's photos.

Please give your contribution to my collection.

A small condition is, It must be on

100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.







MENopause,

MENstruation,

MENstrual pain,

MENtal illness,

HISterectomy,



GUYnacologist,Ever noticed that

all lady\'s prblems start with Men:)







A woman met a man

Walking along the streets

Wearing only one shoe.

\"Just Lost A Shoe?\" She asked

He answered:

\"Nope, Just Found One\"







Height of caring for others:

\"I\'d rahter shatter a

single heart of mine by being single,

instead of breaking million

hearts by being commited...!)







The top 5 answer given by

girls when proposed

1)No

2)How dare u

3)I always looked u like a gud frd

4)I dont belive in love

5)Sorry I Love ________







3 ways 2 kill urself:

1)hav a cigarate daily, u\'ll die 10 years early...

2)hav drinks daily, u\'ll die 30 years early...

3)Love someone \"TRULY\" u\'ll die daily...







Which is the longest Toilet in the world?

Answer: Indian railway track because

we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir.

Proud to be an Indian.







A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn't

Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention

When You Are Lost …

It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …
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